I Feel Numb

After answering C's blog about what makes me weird, I’ve thought of other stuff that is embarrassing and strange. I’m not going to share all of them but there is one thing I wanna say that I thought might be funny. When I was smaller I had an imaginary friend who was a monkey…I think it was an orangutan. His name was Munchie and we’d have crazy adventures! Mostly I’d dream about him but other times he’d be right next to me. And all the adults would ask me how he was and ask questions about him, and I’m now realizing that they were making fun of me! *tear* I don’t know how this memory came back in my head but it did. Munchie…that’s funny!

My fingers and feet are cold…..they feel Numb. My eye has been twitching since Thursday. When I was awake one time in Biology I learned once that your eye twitches cause you are lacking calcium or potassium. I guess I need to eat more oranges.

“You hit the jackpot mofo!” That’s a line from Daniel Tosh's stand up. I have no idea what it has to do with anything but I like it. “What time is it? ‘It’s ha ha now your poor time!’”. Daniel Tosh and Nick Swardson are the only stand up shows I have on my iPod. (I still need to put Dane Cook's, Tod Glass, Mitch Headberg ....) Speaking of stand up, my brother invited me to his stand up show (nice transition don’t ya think?). I’m leaning towards not going for my own safety of being humiliated. My brother’s performed at the improv downtown or where ever it is here in LA…and from what I heard from my aunt I was ragged on. If I was the least bit funny I’d make fun of him. In your face!

Where’s Pee Wee? Jail? Home? At the XXX movies? He needs to come back wherever he is. I miss Pee Wee’s playhouse! Remember how he (Paul Rubens not pee wee) had a game show called “You Don’t Know Jack”? A great STUPID show. And remember how Polly Pockets used to be the size of a dime and you couldn’t change their clothes? Now they are so big you can’t choke on them! What can I say….”times they are a changing”.

I got the @U2 podcast editions 1-8 through 1-5. In edition 1-7 Sherry gives tips on getting over post traumatic U2 show syndrome. If only the podcast would have come out in November instead of December I could have been relieved of my pain. wait it’s my fault 2 for not downloading it earlier….whatever. But by far I think edition 1-8 is the funniest. “Funny?” you may say….yes FUNNY! Not like pee my pants funny but funny. I also got 3 songs for my iPod: “Pressure Point” by The Zutons, “Bullet With Butterfly Wings” by The Smashing Pumpkins, and “Wake Up” by Arcade Fire. man…Arcade Fire is a really good new band. I mean I’m always saying that new bands suck but they don’t. The ones who suck are the wanna be punk bands with the lead singer who has a whinny voice. Yuck! But Block Party doesn’t suck either. My brother said that we need more black singers like the lead singer…not ones that sing rap and other crap. I totally agree. I like too Death Cab For Cutie….but I think they aren’t a “new” band but they are just getting more out there now.

man…I had a dream last night that made me sad….I wish it were real but it wouldn’t make sense of it was. Well it started when my sister’s friend came over to our house to play. My brother was gone to a U2 concert (my 2nd brother not the one with the comedy) and when he came home he wanted a chocolate cake. Turns out I had tickets for the concert 2! I guess they were playing 2 shows in one night!! (poor mofos don’t even get a 24 hour break) so my brother comes home and I’m still making the cake and I ask him where he got the tickets. He said the week after from when I told him they were going on tour he managed to get tickets for $55 and he charged it on my dad’s credit card. He didn’t buy a shirt cause they looked “girly”. So I gave up making the cake and went to change cause the concert was at 6:30 and it was already 5. then…then I woke up. And I know this can’t happen cause they won’t play their next concert till Feb. and they wouldn’t play 2 concerts in one night. and I HAVE tickets. I mean I didn’t even buy my own ticket when I went. But I want to go to another concert in Feb. in Mexico on the 16th cause it’s the day before my birthday…I think there is another one actually on the 17th but I can’t remember at this time. But I can’t go cause “it’s a school night” and I don’t think my mom would let me go to another country all by myself. But I’m going to Disneyland today which might make me forget all this….hopefully.

My head hurts and “I have to pee like a racehorse” (more Daniel Tosh 4 ya)….so I’ll leave ya here. So keep cool my babies*